Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
|Period:||You want cookies|
|Period:||You want to fuck|
|Period:||You want to fuck while eating cookies.|
|Period:||Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?|
|Period:||Kill them too.|
|Period:||Kill them and eat their cookies.|
|Period:||Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.|
|Period:||HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.|
- When not all the books in the series are the same height.
- When books change covers with editions so they don’t all match unless you buy the series in one go.
- When some books are hardcover and some are softcover and it doesn’t match but you can’t find another copy.
- When some covers are different in certain countries so you don’t get the main one which also happens to look better than all the other varieties.
- Basically just books.
- God damn them.